Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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