gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
thus making me awesome and them whores
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
