whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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