when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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