quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
there is glitter all over my balls
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