Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i will never coherently bang her
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Also, beer. Big fan.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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