And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's shark week go big or go home
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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