We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I deserve this hangover.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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