Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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