i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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