On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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