He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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