Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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