Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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