I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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