even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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