I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He has the fingertips of a God
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