can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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