From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
