he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
