i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
false alarm. still invincible.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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