So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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