Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
my liver is dry heaving
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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