But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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