quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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