What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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