he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
handjob tips. give me some.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
