I don't think brook has ever known best
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Randomize
