You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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