Will you blow on my dice?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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