the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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