His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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