just come out here and I will go home with you...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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