you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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