I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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