this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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