Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
