If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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