we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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