problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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