I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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