Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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