wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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