So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Hippo gnu deer
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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