Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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