What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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