Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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