So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
