Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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