Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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