I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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