is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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