I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Randomize
