I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My day in three words: secret purse cake
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
jump out the window naked night went bad
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