Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
And then he peed in my hair
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