Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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